Lockerroom Confidential

2 Bulges and a Strap

Happy Sunday, you perverted fuckers.

A Taste of Things To Cum...

Ahhh the NFL preseason has arrived and I am STOKED!!!  Just wanted to share a sneak peek at some of the fine-ass NFL beef that is about to hit the gridiron in 2010.  Try not to drown in your own saliva...

David Buehler and his bulge

Kevin Kolb and fellow Eagles.. Slurp!

Miami straps!

Nate Byham's delicious butt!

Brian Hoyer and a line of fine football ass

Frank Gore: Bustin' out all over!

Big Announcement

 Aight dudes, I'm expanding by leaps and bounds!  I have started a second blog: amazinghazing!  It's all about guys gettin' what's coming to them.  Frat dudes, military guys, jocks and more doing what's necessary to put their new pledges, rookies, etc. in their place!

It's brotherhood done right.  Amazinghazing Come check it out now!

See you there!

The Center/Quarterback Affair

 Sure, when you're on a football team, you have to have a special bond of trust and camaraderie with all your teammates.. Still, there's something extra special about the relationship between the quarterback and his center.  On the line of scrimmage, there's no more important moment than when the center snaps that ball into the waiting hands of the QB... Hands that have been pressed up hard against the center's own nads game after game.

Every QB has his own technique for how to get up under the center, but most hunch down and get right up behind them, careful to not leave too much sunlight between each other, and puts the back of his hand firmly against that very sensitive area between the center's balls and his asshole.  Some QBs press up into that area so hard that both amateur and professional centers have been known to slightly lose their balance when the QB moves up under there!

As a QB, you gotta have a special relationship with your center.  After all, they're the two players who get physically closest for the longest amount of time out on the field...

Alright, well now I've made my dick hard so I'm gonna go take care of some business.  Hope you're inspired to do the same!

Brotherly Love

 An important part, some would say the most important part, of being on a team is the amazing bond that develops between the men on that team.  The camaraderie, trust and unspoken affection between guys is something that grows over time and requires a lot of care and feeding.

Spending hours in the lockerrroom, the weight room and even the showers brings the dudes who play both college and professional football close in a way that those dudes will never experience in any other male relationships in their lives.  Any of you who have been on a sports team will know what I'm talkin' about.  Male bonding at its best!

Love Train?

Finding comfort in a buddy's arms

The infamous butt slap, the sign of bonded buds!

The old 'Hand on Shoulder/Hand on Thigh Combination'!

Love you, man!!!

I'll undress you if you undress me..

Talk about bonding!!

Chunky Butts Drive Me Nuts!

 Consider this post an ode to big, chunky football butts.  The extra large guys with extra large booty... Dudes wit junk in da trunk!  Nothin' gets me goin quite like a footballer with a nice big ass, all strapped up and ready to go.  Here's to football badonkadonk!

Helping Hand

 First off, I wanted to say "thanks" to the dude who came into the sauna at the gym yesterday, sat himself right down next to me and started jerkin off.  It was just the two of us in there and one thing led to another and the next thing I knew, we were beating each others' dicks off.  Why am I boring you all with this story that you've probably all heard (or taken part in) 100 times?  Well, to be honest, it was the first time I've ever really fooled around like that at the gym.  I work out to work out.  I mean, I've gotten a semi-chubby in the showers around good-lookin dudes, but never done anything like what happened yesterday.

Anyways, just wanted to share my "first time" with my loyal readers, LOL.  The whole thing was really pretty fuckin hot.  I mean, the way the sauna at my gym is situated, there's kind of a hidden corner, but only part of it is really "hidden", pretty much the whole room is visible from the door, which is clear glass.  I definitely don't go to a "gay" gym, it's mostly just straight guys, so the whole thing was dangerous and pretty fuckin hot.  Neither of us came, but I got pretty damn close!  The hottest part is when he spit on his hand before he started wankin' my joynt!  I know I'm a little off topic for this particular blog, but hey, I promised myself I'd let this blog take me wherever it takes me!

I would love to hear you dudes tell your "first time at the gym" stories, now that I've made a fool of myself!  Post them in the comments section or email me at: tightywhitieguy@gmail.com

If you email your story, please let me know if it's okay to publish it on the blog (anonymously, of course).  I think it might be cool to occasionally post reader stories like this.  What do you think??

Strapped on the Mats

 Been a while since my last post on wrestlers in their straps, so here ya go.  These dudes are throwin down old skool freestyle.  Fuckin' love it! Takes a real athlete with real heart to strap up and step out onto the mats for a good old fashioned rasslin match.  Hope you guys enjoys these as much as I just did ;)